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SATURDAY, 30 MARCH 2024

Hearing Concerning Stair Pace Desync

Transcript of proceedings convened to establish whether stair pace adjustment constitutes a valid social obligation.

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Hearing Transcript: Stair Pace Desync Presiding: Chair Witness: The Person Who Changed Speed


CHAIR: State, for the record, what occurred.

WITNESS: I was on the stairs. Going up. A person was beside me, also going up. We were matching pace. I noticed this.

CHAIR: You noticed the matching.

WITNESS: I noticed it and it became uncomfortable.

CHAIR: Describe the discomfort.

WITNESS: It felt like we were together. We were not together. We were strangers on stairs who happened to be moving at the same speed.

CHAIR: And you changed speed.

WITNESS: I slowed down. Slightly. Enough to fall out of sync.

CHAIR: Did this resolve the discomfort?

WITNESS: Yes. We were no longer matching.

CHAIR: Did the other person notice?

WITNESS: I don't know. Probably not. They kept walking at the same speed.

CHAIR: Which means you are now walking more slowly than is comfortable for you, in order to avoid a synchrony that the other person was unaware of.

WITNESS: Yes.

CHAIR: Was the physical space insufficient for two people walking at the same pace?

WITNESS: No. The stairs were wide.

CHAIR: Was there any collision risk?

WITNESS: No.

CHAIR: The behavior protects social comfort even when the physical space would work perfectly well without it.

WITNESS: That is an accurate description.

CHAIR: A small workaround was created. The workaround produced a second check: looking sideways to confirm you were now out of sync.

WITNESS: I did do that, yes.

CHAIR: You checked that the workaround worked.

WITNESS: Yes.

CHAIR: And if you encounter this situation again?

WITNESS: I will do the same thing. I know I will do the same thing.

CHAIR: Under the governing rule, if stair pace desync prevents one awkward moment, the behavior must remain available for future cases. You are now carrying a behavioral procedure you did not plan to develop, for a situation that did not require a procedure.

WITNESS: When you say it like that.

CHAIR: I am not saying it any particular way. I am reading the record. Do you have anything to add?

WITNESS: It would have been weird if we'd kept matching.

CHAIR: Noted. The ordinary action now has a parallel administrative system built around it. This hearing is adjourned.


No further testimony was taken. The stairs in question are located in a building both parties continue to use.

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