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SUNDAY, 19 SEPTEMBER 2021

Terms Governing Work Slippers Uniform

Any repeat of work slippers uniform must be treated as procedure until the original uncertainty has clearly ended.

3 MIN READhome office territory

PROGRESS REPORT: Work Slippers Uniform: Review Period Q3 2021

Status: Fully operational. No incidents.


Observation

Someone puts on the same comfortable footwear at the start of work as though changing into an office uniform. The footwear is not required. The home setup has no dress code. The footwear communicates nothing to colleagues on the video call because the call is framed at shoulder height. The footwear communicates something to the person wearing it. This communication is the entire purpose.

The home setup is meant to simplify work, but every boundary requires another ritual.

Consequence One

One successful use of work slippers uniform is remembered more clearly than several unnecessary uses. The first morning that the slippers were worn, focus arrived within twelve minutes. This outcome was noted. The footwear received credit. The twelve minutes were not cross-referenced against mornings when focus arrived without the footwear, because those mornings did not have an event to record.

Consequence Two

The remembered success justifies adding the behavior to future plans before any problem appears. The slippers are now placed in a specific location each evening. This placement is preparation. The preparation is indistinguishable from habit except that calling it preparation implies it was a deliberate choice, which is important to maintain.

Consequence Three

The plan becomes so stable that removing work slippers uniform would require a meeting about returning to normal. A household member asked, on one occasion, whether the slippers were necessary. The question was answered with the tone reserved for questions that have already been resolved. The slippers remained.

Absurd Rule in Force

Evidence of one successful workaround is sufficient to govern all future cases. Work slippers uniform has not been formally evaluated since its introduction. Its continued presence is its own justification. Nothing has gone wrong. Nothing will go wrong. This is the evidence.

Contradiction

The home office boundary was introduced because work and home were indistinguishable. The slippers are the home office boundary. The slippers are also comfortable footwear that would be worn at home regardless of work. The boundary and the ordinary thing being separated from it are the same object.

Finding

Work slippers uniform remains in force. The review period produced no anomalies. The terms are extended without modification.

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