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Phone Behavior

Our relationship with the device that knows too much.

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Findings Concerning WiFi Toggle Repair

The internet was not working. WiFi was turned off and on. The internet is now working. The cause of the failure and the mechanism of repair are not established.

phone behavior4 min

Classification Notice for Phone Face Down

The phone has been placed face down to signal full attention. Four minutes later, the phone was checked anyway. The gesture and the behavior are in disagreement.

phone behavior4 min

Findings Concerning Autocorrect Betrayal

The message was reread before sending. The message was sent. The message contains a word that was not intended and was introduced by autocorrect.

phone behavior4 min

Progress Report on Voice Note Speed

The voice note is three minutes long. It is being played at 1.75x speed. It sounds like the sender but faster. The information is arriving at an acceptable rate.

phone behavior4 min

Findings Concerning Speakerphone Privacy

The call is on speaker. The person on the call is speaking more quietly because the phone is on speaker. The phone is broadcasting everything regardless.

phone behavior4 min

Annual Review of Charger Borrowing

A charger is needed. There are six people in this space. The request for a charger is being addressed to no one in particular, because the person asking already knows exactly who has the right cable.

phone behavior4 min

The Matter of Brightness Negotiation

The screen's automatic brightness is enabled. The screen's brightness has been adjusted manually four times today anyway.

phone behavior3 min

The Badge Count Is No Longer Operational

There are four hundred and twelve unread notifications on the email app. The number has not been addressed. The number has stopped having meaning.

phone behavior4 min

The Message Has Failed Tone Review

The message was written. It was correct. It was deleted because it might have read as too casual, or too formal, or too short, or too much.

phone behavior4 min

One Percent Has Been Deemed Sufficient

The charger is within reach. The battery is at one percent. The decision has been made to continue anyway, on the grounds that the current task will probably finish first.

phone behavior4 min

Memorandum on Lock Screen Recheck

An analysis of the pattern in which a device is checked, locked, and immediately checked again for reasons the subject cannot fully articulate.

phone behavior3 min
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